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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:24 pm   Post subject: Marriage Humor
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said,"CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it what it feels like when I'm driving."

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:45 pm
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Nice. Ever watch Red Green? They have a lot of stuff like that.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:41 pm
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one word, roflcon


and a few more: women are like that with any aspect of life.
even standing up peeing, which they have expierence in.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:53 pm
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Try being married sometime... it won't seem so funny then... ;)

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:04 pm
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